{"id":376,"date":"2016-05-26T07:03:07","date_gmt":"2016-05-26T07:03:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laurent.di-filippo.fr\/?page_id=376"},"modified":"2024-10-19T08:08:43","modified_gmt":"2024-10-19T08:08:43","slug":"annexe-ii-11-chanson-crom","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/laurent.di-filippo.fr\/?page_id=376","title":{"rendered":"Annexe II.11 \u2013 Chanson \u00ab CROM \u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Paroles reproduites avec l\u2019autorisation de l\u2019auteur. Chanson et paroles disponibles sur le site\u00a0:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.penofchaos.com\/warham\/download\/index-musique.php\">http:\/\/www.penofchaos.com\/warham\/download\/index-musique.php<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>CROM<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>C\u2019est le dieu barbare de la baston<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Des mandales, des chtars, des gnons<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Assis en haut de sa montagne<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Quand les guerriers meurent, il ricane<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>CROM<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Devenu dieu de ses propres mains<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Avec des techniques de bourrin<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Il a solot\u00e9 tous les donjons<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Sans armure et sans pantalon<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>STRAT\u00c9GIE, DIPLOMATIE<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Crom n\u2019a jamais rien compris<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>C\u2019est la baston et voil\u00e0<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>CROM<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>On en parle en mangeant du poulet<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Dans les campements qui sentent les pieds<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>On le prie mais il n\u2019\u00e9coute pas<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Car il s\u2019empiffre au Valhalla<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>S\u2019\u00c9QUIPER D\u2019UNE GROSSE \u00c9P\u00c9E<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Massacrer \u00e0 tour de bras<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>\u00c9CRASER SES ENNEMIS<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Les voir mourir devant soi<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Crom, c\u2019est ce qu\u2019il veut, et voil\u00e0<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>CROM<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>A les bras comme des cuisses de taureau<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>N\u2019utilise pas trop son cerveau<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>A travers\u00e9 la mer en nageant<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Avec son glaive entre les dents<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>CROM<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>A coup\u00e9 la t\u00eate au L\u00e9viathan<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>A fait pleurer Lara Fabian<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>A toujours \u00e9pat\u00e9 Chuck Norris<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>&#8212;&gt; Chuck Norris<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Il va bien plus loin quand il pisse !<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>AH AH AH AAAAH&#8230;.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>CROM A le torse huil\u00e9<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>CROM Ne s\u2019est jamais peign\u00e9<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>CROM D\u2019un seul regard il peut tuer<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>OH OH OH<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>CROM A des filles \u00e0 ses pieds<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>CROM La main sur son \u00e9p\u00e9e<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>CROM Boit sa bi\u00e8re dans un cr\u00e2ne \u00e9clat\u00e9<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>OH OH OH<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Il t\u2019attend au Valhalla !<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>CROM<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>A gard\u00e9 le secret de l\u2019acier<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>CROM<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Et si tu viens lui demander<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>CROM<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Mais o\u00f9 est donc le secret perdu ?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Il te r\u00e9pondra : DANS TON CUL !<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>OH OUI C\u2019EST CROM !<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Crom est un des morceaux principaux du prochain disque du Naheulband \u00ab T\u2019as pas le niveau \u00bb \u00c0 para\u00eetre en mars 2012 chez Wasabi.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Paroles et musique, instruments vari\u00e9s, arrangement : POC<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><b>Voix hommes <\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT,serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">: POC, Alosta, Luneral, Piwil, Le Mago, Isthun, Blast, Ark, Tony<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><b>Voix femmes <\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT,serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">: Lady Fae, Merween, Lili, Clarwen, Cl\u00e9mence Ensemble constituant les \u00ab Fiers de Voix \u00bb.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><b>Note <\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPSMT,serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">: Cette \u00ab\u00a0chorale virtuelle\u00a0\u00bb, enregistr\u00e9e \u00e0 distance, a \u00e9t\u00e9 mont\u00e9e sur le Netophonix, le forum de la sagasph\u00e8re :<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>http:\/\/forum.netophonix.com\/<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>D\u00e9tail d\u2019illustration de Guillaume Albin pour le disque \ud83d\ude42<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paroles reproduites avec l\u2019autorisation de l\u2019auteur. Chanson et paroles disponibles sur le site\u00a0: http:\/\/www.penofchaos.com\/warham\/download\/index-musique.php &nbsp; CROM C\u2019est le dieu barbare de la baston Des mandales, des chtars, des gnons Assis en haut de sa montagne Quand les guerriers meurent, il ricane CROM Devenu dieu de ses propres mains Avec des techniques de bourrin Il a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/laurent.di-filippo.fr\/?page_id=376\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Annexe II.11 \u2013 Chanson \u00ab CROM \u00bb<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-376","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurent.di-filippo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurent.di-filippo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurent.di-filippo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurent.di-filippo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurent.di-filippo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=376"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/laurent.di-filippo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/376\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":377,"href":"https:\/\/laurent.di-filippo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/376\/revisions\/377"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurent.di-filippo.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}